How to Be a Fantastic Mediocre Player

Ultimate is a team sport.

There is no reason to be anything beyond outstandingly mediocre. There are 6 other mediocre  players on the line who can put in the hard work. Why should it be you?

..but why take a chance?

Here are a whole bunch of ways to be outstandingly mediocre:

  1. Don’t be flat-out awful. The way that, well, a lot of players are.
  2. Don’t read the rules. One of the first steps to becoming a mediocre player is to think that you know the rules. Reading them will just kill your creativity. You’ll struggle to come up with your own on universe point. Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you!