as told by Dan “Stork” Roddick
The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just beyond reach. This force is technically called “car suck”.
The higher the quality of a catch or the comment it receives, the greater the probability of a crummy throw. (Good catch = bad throw.)
One must never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than, “Watch this!” (Keep ’em guessing.)
The higher the costs of hitting any object, the greater the certainty it will be struck. (Remember: the disc is positive – both cops and old ladies are clearly negative).